Fun Goblin Facts (FGF)

  • Goblins can smell a living person or animal up to a 100 miles away
  • Goblins are herbivores and only attack humans and animals if they feel threatened
  • A goblins knees are one of the strongest substance on earth, other than vibranium 
  • Some goblin species can glide for a while before becoming tired
  • A goblin can hold its breath for 3 days before their head explodes in a violent manner
  • All goblins favorite food are black toast, yellow crochet balls, and brown mushrooms
  • Goblins do feel emotions, but they consist of anger, sadness, happiness, self hatred, and tenderness
  • If a goblin is corrupt and angry, they can disguise them self as certain people, taking their place and living their lives as that person they took the lives of. Your own mother could be a goblin and you would never know.

All goblins are green or a shade of green. they usually look like a old green raisin or a green pea

  • I am a FUCKING GOBLIN?!?!